the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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