Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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