The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
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my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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