Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Randomize
