I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think my fart just growled at me.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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