awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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