By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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