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(662): View more from Mississippi

My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.

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(631): View more from New York

I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore

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(716): View more from New York

We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.

(907): View more from Alaska

well done

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.

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(518): View more from New York

It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time

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I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.

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(669): View more from California

And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach

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(407): View more from Florida

Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??

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