if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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