Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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