maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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