Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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