dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
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I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhhâ€
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