How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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