I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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