Where did you get a picture of my penis
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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