I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
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This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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