idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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