i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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