you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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