Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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