Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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