if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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