How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
honey bunches of taint.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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