turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
people are starting to question the shark bite story
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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