He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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