your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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