toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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