STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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