After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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