I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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