Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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