Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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