I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Randomize
