dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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