So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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