You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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