we're blogging at a bar
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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