all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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