I bet he comes in French.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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