Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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