Joe is yelling at the trees again.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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