I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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