Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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