Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
His nipple licking is glorious
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