i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize
