Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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