You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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