Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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