I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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