there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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