She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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