haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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