she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans