What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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