so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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